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Sincernly, Headmaster Cole Smith
Italian Virgin « Result #1 on Mar 23, 2009, 11:49pm »
Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin and very inexperienced around men. So, on her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Don't worry Maria,' says the mother. 'Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.'
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.' 'Don't worry, Maria,' says his mother. 'All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'
So up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs.' 'Don't worry Maria. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.
'So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing the better part of three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
Professor/Workers Positions « Result #2 on May 5, 2008, 5:04pm »
Professor Positions:
Potions: Care of Magical Creatures: Defense Against the Dark Arts: The Dark Arts: Herbology: Astronomy: Astrology: Charms: Transfiguration: History of Magic:
Worker Positions:
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Name: Username: (if different from name) Position wanted: Why you would like this position: Do you have any experience with this position: Give a sample RP: (at least a paragraph or two)
1) What is your favorite class? a) Transfiguration b) Potions c) Flying d) Herbology
2) You are taking a walk in the forest and you see a hurt unicorn. What do you do? a) laugh b) run and get help c) try and help it yourself d) keep walking
3) What is your favorite magical animal? a) unicorn b) owl c) hippogriff d) dragon
4) Your late for class. What is your excuse? a) "I over slept." b) "I lost track of time." c) "I was fighting with a younger student." d) "I have no excuse."
5) What is your favorite item? a) wand b) broom c) chocolate frog d) parchement and quill][/color]
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